Dual....:-)
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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