it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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