What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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