But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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