Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
