I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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