shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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