Midget sex pt 2 tonight
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I fill condoms, not promises.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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