how can u be prego again
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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