You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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