Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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