R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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