So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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