I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
