I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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