She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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