I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Holy shit dude........stairs
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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