i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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