and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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