Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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