this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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