I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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