i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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