Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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