We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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