I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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