We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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