too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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