wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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