I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
