It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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