And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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