You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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