So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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