I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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