I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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