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You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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