I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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