He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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