I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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