Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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