YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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