But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
one might say we're banned from that church
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Rumble strips road head = magical
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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