BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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