he puts the penis in happiness.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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