i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
This show inspires me to have sex in space
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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