oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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