There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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