so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I got inside last night via doggy door
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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