Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
