i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Little spoons don't ask big questions
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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