if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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