So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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