i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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