You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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