at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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