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I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."

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(443): View more from Maryland

We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.

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(480): View more from Arizona

oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund

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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby

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(316): View more from Kansas

At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment

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(330): View more from Ohio

Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.

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